CoinDesk Launches Moon Bureau

CoinDesk Launches Moon Bureau

Disclaimer: This article was posted as part of CoinDesk's April Fools' Day coverage. Taking advice from r/bitcoin's best-loved mascot, ToTheMoonGuy┗(°0°)┛ ..○, CoinDesk is shutting down its operations on planet earth today. The news site, which hinted at plans to relocate to the moon via Instagram 10 months ago, deployed its first staff member, an intern, on its lunar hub this morning. Speaking over a garbled satellite connection, he said: "There isn't much bitcoin here. Come to think of it, there isn't any news, oxygen or even cheese ... Maybe it's a mistake. It seemed like a good idea at....


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